Sad? Heartbroken? Happy? Suffering from an STD? There’s a blink-182 song for that.
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
LET’S NOT FORGET THAT THIS EXISTS
and let’s cry about it together
I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.